Dear Hotel Guests,
I'm glad the freshly baked cookies we put out as a snack are serving the purpose of meal replacement for you and the five spawn you're toting around.
Don't worry, none of the other guests wanted a snack, and I'm sure your spouse is most delighted to see you brought a four course meal courtesy of the the hotel lobby. Doubt anyone was in the mood for a lobster or anything.
Sincerely,
Friendly Neighborhood Desk Clerk
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