Internot Service

Dear Hotel Guests,

I understand that you did stay here once before, a year ago. I agree, that undoubtedly makes you a world class expert on connecting to the wireless internet we offer, and that you should definitely put that knowledge to use.

Please disregard the simple, guided, set of instructions that I gave you, and carry on with the method you are using. You're right, I must have no idea about what I am talking, because the log in screen that I described is entirely fictional. And apparently, so is your brain.

Sincerely,
Friendly Neighborhood Desk Clerk