Dear Hotel Guests,
Thank you for informing me that the floor in the pool room is wet and slippery. This is a phenomenon of which I am entirely unfamiliar. I just don’t know how the problem of a wet floor surrounding a swimming pool went undetected for so many years. I will certainly begin installation of the flooring you would prefer as soon as you hang up the phone.
If anyone needs me, I’ll be the one in the pool room with a tool belt and jackhammer.
Friendly Neighborhood Desk Clerk