Dear Hotel Guests,
If you have such terrible experiences every time you come here, which is apparently every month, (although I don’t recognize you at all) ,why do you keep returning?
If I stayed at a hotel and had a lousy time, and felt the need to give it a second chance, and repeatedly had a bad stay, I wouldn’t come back a third time. Let alone fourth, fifth, twentieth. Repeated stays usually indicate satisfaction.
But I suppose if you walk in knowing you can say anything you want to get your money back, a free room is always a nice one.
Friendly Neighborhood Desk Clerk