Dear Hotel Guests,
I know this may come as a surprise to you, but the ink level in your printer does not, in any way, impact an online reservation being fulfilled. Knowing this gem can save you the embarrassment of making a phone call such as the following:
Guest: “Hello, I wanted to check to see if my reservation went through.”
Me: “Certainly, let me look that up for you.”
Guest: “You see, I made the reservation online, but I’m not sure if it went through or not. I have no ink in my printer, so I don’t think it worked.”
Me: “…. To the best of my knowledge, ma’am, there is no correlation between printer ink levels and whether an online reservation processed.
Thank you 2013, I’m thinking we have a promising year of tales ahead.
Friendly Neighborhood Desk Clerk