Sunday, October 30, 2011

I Actually Control the Power Grid

Dear Hotel Guests,

Do I know if the power is going to go out? Seriously? How pray tell, do you expect me to know this? The name tag says guest services, not resident psychic.

While we are on the subject, no, I don't know when the net or cable will be back. Looks like you're going to have entertain yourselves the old fashioned way.

Friendly neighborhood desk clerk

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