Thursday, March 1, 2012

Meteorology 101

Dear Hotel Guests,

I am a desk clerk. While I may have a degree, it is not in meteorology. I can look up the weather online, or watch the weather and relay what I have learned to you. I can tell you weather trends from past experiences. I can tell you what the weather is doing right here at this very moment.

I cannot however predict the weather. I cannot predict it for later on tonight, for tomorrow, or for your vacation in July. I cannot predict if it will be safe for you to drive here in two weeks. I cannot predict if you’ll need a parka or a bathing suit. I cannot tell you the current weather in a hotel kind of like ours 1,000 miles from here.

I hope this helps.

Sincerely,

Friendly Neighborhood Desk Clerk

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