Dear Hotel Guests,
This one goes out to Mr. Meatballs, the lobby squatter.
Don’t tell our breakfast hostess to stop vacuuming because you’re conducting an “important business meeting” in the breakfast area, also known as a very public area where people can come and go as they wish. If it were so important, maybe you could cough up the cash to rent the meeting room, or maybe actually stay here for once instead of helping yourself to breakfast everyday and draining all the coffee.
Oh wait, you’re a high tier member of our loyalty club. I forgot. You practically own the place. Not.
Friendly Neighborhood Desk Clerk