Dear Hotel Guests,
When asking for directions to one of the most popular restaurants in town, it is best to trust my judgement when I give you simple directions such as "left from the driveway, right at the second set of lights."
"But I ate there once, three years ago," you say, "And I'm pretty sure it's only at the first light." Well, I've already directed 8 people there in the past hour, dozens in the past week, and thousands in that direction since I've been here.
Now that you mention it, though, perhaps I've been wrong all this time. Thank you for bringing it to my attention. Much obliged.
Friendly Neighborhood Desk Clerk